Risk-Free Relaxation: What Our Happiness Guarantee Really Means (and Why It Works)

Jeng’s THC-infused alcohol-free cocktails arranged on a beach mat, ready for relaxed moments of zero-proof enjoyment.

You finally carved out a moment to relax. Maybe it’s after a long day, maybe it’s your first quiet Saturday in weeks. You want something light, something that feels good. But if you're new to THC beverages, the questions start stacking up: Will it taste good? How strong is it? Will it leave me groggy or anxious?

We’ve been there. And we built Jeng to change that script.

Jeng’s THC-infused, alcohol-free cocktails are designed to help you unwind with control, confidence, and flavor. But we also know that trying something new, especially something that affects your body and mind, can bring uncertainty. That’s why we created the Jeng Happiness Guarantee: a safety net for your chill. It’s our promise that you can explore zero-proof relaxation with absolutely no pressure.

What Is the Happiness Guarantee?

It’s simple: If you try Jeng and don’t love it, we’ll make it right. Whether that means a refund, a replacement, or another solution that works for you, we’ve got your back. No fine print. No hoops to jump through. Just an honest promise to support your experience.

How It Works

  1. Order your Jeng. Choose your flavor and try it in your own time, in your own way.
  2. Not feeling it? Contact us at hello@sipjeng.com. We’ll respond with a real human who’s there to help, not push.
  3. We’ll offer a personalized resolution—quick, respectful, and fair.

This process is designed to remove friction, reduce stress, and give you space to try Jeng with confidence.

Why It Matters

THC beverages can feel intimidating if you're new to them. The Happiness Guarantee gives you the freedom to experiment without fear. You’re not committing to a new lifestyle or identity. You’re just trying something that might make you feel a little more relaxed, a little more present—and you’re doing it on your own terms.

We know our drinks are crafted with care—from the flavor to the microdosed effects—and we believe most people will love the experience. But we also know everyone’s body is different. That’s why we offer the guarantee. Because your comfort matters more than a sale.

Why It Works

This isn’t a gimmick—it’s part of how we build trust. The Happiness Guarantee removes buyer’s remorse from the equation. That clarity leads to better first experiences and more curiosity-driven exploration. When people feel safe trying something new, they’re more likely to find something they truly enjoy.

The Jeng Way

Jeng’s alcohol-free Cosmopolitan and Margarita cocktails poured over ice with garnishes, highlighting refreshing flavor.

Relaxation isn’t passive. It’s a conscious choice. We built Jeng to make that choice easier, and the Happiness Guarantee is how we back it up.

From the flavor to the feel to the follow-up, we stand behind everything we make. If something’s not right, we’ll fix it. Because your experience matters more than the transaction.

Try Jeng without second-guessing.

Explore our zero-proof, THC-infused cocktails today. If you love it, welcome to the chill club. If not, we’ll make it right. That’s our promise. Shop now—and unwind with confidence.
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